Rules for Fortune Cookies

Yes, there are two rules for fortune cookies that have been handed down to me and here they are:

1. Never select your own fortune cookie, have someone else select it for you.

2. Break your fortune cookie in half, do not look at your fortune before you read the first half. After eating the first half, read your fortune - if you like your fortune finish eating the cookie, otherwise dispose of the remainder.

I hope this public service announcement is of help to you during your future fortune cookie eating experiences.