Movie Night (Yo-Yo GIrl Cop)

At home watching "Yo-Yo Girl Cop" tonight, a Japanese movie about a martial arts bad-ass undercover agent girl who fights a group of teen suicide bombers with a super-powered yo-yo. To make things even more strange for you guys, here's the trailer in German:

"Deported for who knows why from that wounded city, New York...

for some strange karma, now working for the cops...

I'd sworn I'd go it alone...

but for a friend I met by chance...

for a limited time only, Special Agent...

Asamiya Saki!"

Asamiya Saki, Yo-Yo Girl Cop, 2006

Dialog like that you just cannot make up on your own, no matter how creative you are. A great example why I genuinely love translated text, it brings a level of unintentional surrealism to the fore.